Monday, 18 April 2016

Tavern In The Park - Turn On, Turn Off

After weeks, if not months of drought, the sky decided to turn on the shower and wet the earth. Oh how rainy days always bring back memories of yesteryears, making them feel nostalgic and craving for some comfort food at Tavern In The Park.

Tavern In The Park
Tavern In The Park

Pumpkin Soup
It was orgasm at first sight when the soup arrived - rich, creamy and thick.

pumpkin soup
Pumpkin Soup

They licked the first taste off the mildly roasted, fluffy garlic bread, and it is an instant turn off, like how quickly the rain stopped and the rays of sun shone through the clouds, leaving you limp and moody.

"The texture," she bemoaned, "feels like little soft mud balls in my mouth."

pumpkin soup
Pumpkin Soup


She commented that it was too garlicky. Maybe because of the garlic toast. But he said it was a very onion-ated soup. Oh well, go get your mouth wet and dirty, and share your thoughts.

Crostini
When the dish was served, they both giggled - "threesome on a platter!"

Crostini
Crostini - Sun Dried Tomato & Cucumber Salsa



At the first (love) bite, the sun-dried tomato & cucumber salsa was a refresher. Imagine dipping fresh tomatoes and cucumber into the farm girl's secret sauce.

"It's ooh-la-la," smacking his lips, "I had fun with the farm girl and I can't wait to taste the other two spread."

The beautiful presentation of the smoked salmon should be a great catch, but it was like the Norwegian girl that never catches fire.

"She tasted so common that I'd forgotten about her once she left my mouth."

Next on, they picked up the chicken wasabi mayo. The combination was a match made in heaven - the pungency of Japanese aroma and wild, creamy American taste.

Crostini
Crostini - Chicken Wasabi Mayo


They highly recommend that if you want an unforgettable afternoon quickie, try the Japanese-American hottie.

Chicken Mango Mint Chutney Burger with Fries
Outwardly, he had the body builder look - muscular, thick and hard; but in your mouth, he was moist and well-seasoned.

"He is racy and saucy," she shrieked, "I'll definitely come back for a ride!"

Chicken Burger
Chicken Mango Mint Chutney Burger with Fries


Cold Brew White Coffee
Do you know how it feels to wake up weak after a night of rendezvous? But you need to get up and get going - this thick and slightly bitter caffeine would be the fix. A sip woke him up and his Sunday just got started although the clock was already ticking past 3 noon.

Cold Brew White Coffee
Cold Brew White Coffee poured into a cup


Cold Press Juice
In a nutshell, you'd be sucking pineapple, orange, carrot, lemon and ginger through the straw. Looking at the vibrant colour of the blend, it should have been a roller coaster orgasm with a slender, sweet gal... but she was an old ginger in your mouth.

Cold Press Juice
Cold Press Juice


TAVERN IN THE PARK is located at Hin Bus Depot Art Centre, 125, Jalan Timah, 10050 George Town, Penang. They are open daily from 11.30am until 10pm. For more information, connect to their line at 04-218 9394.


*Read at your own risks. Contents are purely the experiences of the Wonder Trekkers.

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