Projek Nasi Lemak - Malam Jumaat

Weekend means pigging out and sleeping in! Well, the Wonder Trekkers were on to the next project to experience an orgasm - Projek Nasi Lemak at Dato Keramat in Penang.

Their excitement was similar to the anticipation for malam jumaat, one of the beliefs in the Malay culture that Thursday night is the best night to make love. So of course they were all-set and ready for the project, bringing along their kinky tools for some adventure...

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Coconut Shake
They just couldn't click, although he was a good date... he simply couldn't make her wet. He was too creamy and that made her gag - he just wasn't who she thought he'd be, and he definitely didn't taste like any coco or nuts that she wanted in her mouth.

"So long, farewell Mr Coco Nuts," she bid adieu, "I'm going to get me some Mr Skinny Me!"

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Teh Volcano Hijau
First sight, it's a big cup! Yet it was overwhelming... very seductively spilling-over from the cup (of the wrong size). He started licking her sides, and was eager to suck the milky green tea. "I'm fully satisfied," he gasped. And if he were to come again, he would pick the spilt-over milk, but in another colour - hhmmm sweet baby pink, perhaps?

As their main dishes were escorted to them, the fragrance of the rice immediately aroused their senses. The blue-coloured rice itself would tease you into the room of hot mamas making sweet Nyonya kaya blue glutinuous rice cake. Thinking of that simply made them wet.

"It's gonna be a classic night with a baba and a nyonya!" they exclaimed.

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Nasi Lemak Ayam 
It might sound cliche, but baba called for the chick. The fried chicken was... good, juicy, moist and well-seasoned but "not the best chick in town that I've tasted" he concluded.

Projek Nasi Lemak Ayam

Nasi Lemak Ikan
Nyonya ordered the fish and the fried fish that came was a big surprise.

"I was expecting a scrawny little fish," she said, "but it was huge, and it was stuffed - it sure was too mouthful for me."

She cheekily kissed the head, gave it a blow and tasted its juicy flesh in her mouth. But it was very unfortunate that the cum stuffing was rather scarce and it didn't take her to climax. She was left with having to scramble for alternative options to satisfy her need... if it wasn't for the accompanying curry and sambal, she would have gone for supper elsewhere.

Projek Nasi Lemak Ikan

The spice-factor was too bold in the curry. "It was like a nyonya who hadn't taken a shower for a week," he said. "The B.O was strong and the taste was too salty for my liking."

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But the sambal was the climax of the whole night.  As the saying goes, "good things sometimes come in small packages" - its small portion made them want more.

"Our needs were fulfilled," they agreed in unison, "and its pungent taste lingers in our mouth."

That's one hell of an orgasm - you should really try it too!


PROJEK NASI LEMAK is located at 498, Jalan Dato Keramat, 10150 Penang. They are open from 12.30noon until 2.30pm and 6.30pm until 11.00pm everyday except Mondays.